A lady just came into work asking me to photograph her and 15 of her young kids. This is how the conversation went:
'Could you take photos now?'
'Do you have a booking? Its just we close early on sundays...'
'No but cant you make an exception?'
'Well its just me here today and I am afraid I need assistance with large groups, could you book in tomorrow? So sorry I just dont think I have the skills to photograph a large group...'
'WE ARE LEAVING TOMORROW! ARRGH!'
Then she kicks a chair and storms out.
I saw her walk outside then it started pooring.
Hope the fat whore slips over and eats her own ass in a giant attempt to make a raft to stop from sinking into a puddle of death.