Sunday, May 31, 2009

Disease Ahoy!

First we had mad cow disease, then bird flu and now swine flu.

What the hell is this?

Farmageddon?

Pretty Apartments


I know I know. More apartment photos. It is just something I have been planning since I was a little girl. Screw a fancy wedding and a fun 21st, this is the one thing I want to be perfect in my life. I can not wait :)

Hot Chocolate on a Rainy Day

Me and Mummy went out to get hot chocolate at the beach today. I brought a flask for hot chocolate at school in the mornings and then we got some ice cream. It was a good day and we succeeded in procrastinating against work.
I am in a weird mood. I feel like...I don't know. Reading? Just something good to do in the rain and get ready for school in the morning.


Comment me. Tell me how your Sunday was. I am in need of a good simple story :)

Our Night


Jess came over last night. We played dress ups and watched Thelma and Louise. We had never seen it before and we both never liked Brad Pitt until now. He can steal our money any day. But for a price...

Above is that black and white seventies dress. I want to buy a matching Cruella Devil wig and steal some helpless puppies. (link)

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Picnic Party

My blog stalking is all for a good cause.
I thought it was about time to have a party.
Or make Jess throw one.
(hi jess!)
It will be mad fun and we will all have cocktails and sit on the floor.
Like these lovely people:

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It would be better at your house Jess.
My house has a lot of cat hair and smells like hippy.

Pooh

Mum? Dad?


Hahahahaha I only wish my parents were this cool.

Riding on a Mershaq back

"Lonely dawg, bow your head. That's a mershaq."
"Whats a Mershaq?"
"He's half mermade, half Shakil Oneil and 100% pretty cool!"

My boyfriend got me the new Sick Animation CD.
An extra big kiss on that big guy ;)

Friday, May 29, 2009

Tasha and Cat

Today is the first time I have been out of the house since last Saturday.
No school, no social life.
Me and the cat have formed quite a bond.
She is my new furry side kick.
Together we will rule the world!

I brought a dress for $2.
And a great black and white seventies dress for $30.
Photos to come :)

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Just a thought

I really wish I could run naked down my street knocking on doors and screaming "INVASION" while wearing a giant ant head.

It would look something like this:
and I would be in my prime.

I am a Green Machine

And the clock struck Sexy.

Attack!


JESS IS MAKING OUT WITH A WITCH!


GO FORTH MY MINIONS!
I have complete power!
Mwahahaha
*throws smoke grenade*
MWAHA...HAHA..HA.ha..ha..

*fades away*

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Prom


I have a lovely collection of prom dresses to choose from.
It is killing me having to choose.
I was concidering just wearing nothing to prom.
Everyone at school would expect it...
I could be the modern day version of that story about the naked king.
I will be...

A NAKED QUEEN

But I'm not gay.
I will pretend.
Ok here goes.
Ready?
"I LIKE PENIS!!!!!"

Wait.
Shit.

Find of the Month

Before you ask...it is a kids dress.
I wish they made it in big peoples sizes.
:(
I found it in the local Life Line waiting for the bus to work. It was $4 and I just love collecting cute things. I have been wanting to start a collection for a while now and I am starting to think kids clothes is a cute little collection. I don't even like kids...
Although those who know me could comment on that.
*changes subject*
A HANDABAG?!?!
I should do my assignment.
Ta-ta!

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

I shall throw parties


Parties where everyone will wear hats and the women shall wear gloves. The men will have jackets and talk like 1940s film stars. I shall have a cape and we shall all listen to jazz, dancing and never sleeping.

My Idol.

Nick Brandt is by far my love affair. He is the most unbelievable and inspiring photographer I have ever come across. I want to live in Africa and stalk Nick Brandt.

Monday, May 25, 2009

Art Assignment




COMPLETED!

Velvet Waters

We all had a great friday night.
Originally heading into Caloundra for a little vintage film screening we ended up in a 50s style restaurant that was just lovely. We danced and had loads of fun :)
Also...
I was serenaded by an Elvis impersonator.


After work the next day I shouted my mother and my boyfriend KFC. I then got home to find it gave me food poisoning.
I have spent the remainder of the weekend throwing up :(

I am pretty sure I now hate KFC.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

My Allergies.


This is what I look like when I'm sick which has been the majority of my teenage life for I am almost always sneezing. I am allergic to basically everything. Dust is a killer.
So I have found a way to make my sneezing fits more fun.
When I meet people I just say:


"Hi my name is Tasha. I enjoy eating tuna with my cat and I also enjoy sun dried tomatoes with my salad. If I sneeze around you it means your ugly and I don't much care for what you have to say."


Then after I have completed my wee sneezing fit I can just smile casually and carry on talking.
This will not only keep people wondering if I hate them but allows me to get my snot on.

P.S. I am also allergic to school work and people with mustaches.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

The Rain.


I have a missing button.
So the world can see my breasts.
HELLO BREASTS
Hello world.
It is raining out side. I like this.
I think I might sit down and draw some Penis cartoons for my blog background.

I do the sixties dance.

My new $6 dress!

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

60s Mini Dress

From Beyond Retro in London :)

My Dream Appartment

I have aspirations. I will live in Melbourne next year. Every Tuesday night I will have friends over for home made pizza. I will not have a Television only a record player. I will never have bright lights, only candle light or little vintage lamps. My favorite past time will be walking around naked. I will work at the local vintage store or cafe. Every night I will return to my apartment and sit with my cat and we will eat tuna together. Me and mother will meet up every week and get sun dried panini sandwiches and talk about Swedish boys. I will have a lovely life and everything will be perfect :)