Sunday, January 31, 2010

I'm back

Welcome, bloggers, to another one of my pant wetting experiences. I found a fantastic opshop and grabbed 16 dresses without prices on them. When I walked up to checkout I proceeded to ask how much for all the dresses and the guy responds "$5.00 mate." Not believing him I said "Each?" then he goes "Nah love, $5 bucks for the lot." I handed over my money then jumped into the sunset to slow romantic music with my bargain bag of goodies.
Love. Life.

I would also like to take this opportunity to apologize for my lack of blogging. I could sit here and tell you that I live an extremely busy life filled with excitement and social events...except that would be a lie and the truth is I'm just really fucking lazy.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Hi There,

I see that you enjoy Twilight. Let me introduce you to my friend, Literature.
I don't believe you've met.


Yep, you heard it first, I have started an Etsy shop selling all my vintage clothes! For all my Aussie followers I hope its perfect as you don't have to pay a fortune on US postage, and for all you US followers, well, you just get great clothes, haha.

So Its called Retrogasm because it needed to be something sick and twisted but not too twisted that my shop gets deleted. So retro orgasm it was! I love the name quite a bit :)
It would mean lots to me if you all checked it out and let me know what you all think! I will probably start a blog as to keep updates and special offers (stuff like that) although I already have a myspace page for the time being.

So go have a retro orgasm for me...

Thursday, January 21, 2010


This weekend me and my boyfriend are celebrating our 2 years together! We get to go up to a spa getaway until Sunday and then go out to dinner at the cutest little beach side restaurant :)
So excited I might wet my pants.

Secretly I wanted to go to maze mania. It is the most awesome place where you get to crawl through cool cubbies and play in ball pits (click for photo). Except when I called up they said they have an age limit of 10. I almost cried and I don't think the lady on the other end of the phone was happy with me abusing her policies O.o
Meh, it would have made a good MLIA post.
Hope you all have fantastic fun filled MLIA worthy weekends! :D

Sunday, January 17, 2010

A little party


On a completely unrelated note, I am still yet to find a job. FML.

Friday, January 15, 2010

Hello Haw,

This is one of my favourite artists.
He is based in Brisbane and does various artworks all around the city. I first discovered his work painted in a change room in Violent Green (a boutique). Everything is just so fantastically random and twisted.
I wish I could kidnap him and keep him in a jar labeled AWESOME.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Wish List

I could sell my right breast and still not have enough money for even one of these fantastic outfits.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010


I now have quite an impressive collection of velvet...
I wear it because I like to think I am a pimp of everyone around me. While sitting on the train I am the pimp of the old lady with the grandchildren, the hardcore emo with depression and even the gangster rap kids with their phones blaring music. I am pimp of all. I no pimp anyone, I pimp all, GO LIKE PEW PEW.

Monday, January 11, 2010

Form Spring,

Ask me something diabolical. Just do it. Ever wanted to know how I pick my nose? Or what about the time of day I eat tuna? I know how much it must be eating you up inside to know whether or not I prefer The Last Air Bender too Harry Potter...

Well now you can ask and not have me pestering you to live under my bed with cookies and milk.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010


I am sick of my look. I have decided to dress with humour and fun, embracing my inner nerd ♥ :3

Monday, January 4, 2010

Faux Fur Collar

Cleaning up at work yesterday and I came across this AMAZING faux fur collar. I asked the boss and she gave it to me for $5.00! I pretty much wet my pants. Pity I cant really wear it until winter.