This is what I look like when I'm sick which has been the majority of my teenage life for I am almost always sneezing. I am allergic to basically everything. Dust is a killer.
So I have found a way to make my sneezing fits more fun.
When I meet people I just say:
"Hi my name is Tasha. I enjoy eating tuna with my cat and I also enjoy sun dried tomatoes with my salad. If I sneeze around you it means your ugly and I don't much care for what you have to say."
Then after I have completed my wee sneezing fit I can just smile casually and carry on talking. This will not only keep people wondering if I hate them but allows me to get my snot on.
P.S. I am also allergic to school work and people with mustaches.
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