A pet hate of mine is people that are obsessed with bragging and publicly showing off their intelligence. When you start to use words such as interchangeability and consanguineous not only can people not appreciate what your saying but it looks like you just completed a three-way with a dictionary and a thesaurus...
*ponders*
Wouldn't that make a great porno!
"Oh encyclopedia of quarrels I do acquiesce this congregation of sexual, procreative, and erotic flurries. Flexure around while I suffuse your mizzen employing nothing but a book mark and a letter opener. Do stay placid, we dont want this to bruise..."
I cant believe I just wrote that...
I am extremely curious and confusingly roused.
Dictionary and Thesaurus sex...
I shall call it:
"The Talented Mr. Lickme"
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