When babysitting, if the parents ring up just to check how things are going say: "Yes everything is fine."
With a short pause.
Followed by a lengthy, drawn out evil cackle, "Muahahahahah!".
....I am drawing, sewing and eating! I made the best sandwich. Sun dried tomatoes, herb pesto, capsicum (haha cum), tomato, lettuce and chicken. I am queen of sandwich making. For some reason I keep going to spell sandwich like samwitch?
Anyway. Today I nailed my english exam. I totally nailed it. Teacher wasnt too impress when she saw me sitting on my exam, naked, looking content...
She knows nothing.
I nailed it.
With a short pause.
Followed by a lengthy, drawn out evil cackle, "Muahahahahah!".
....I am drawing, sewing and eating! I made the best sandwich. Sun dried tomatoes, herb pesto, capsicum (haha cum), tomato, lettuce and chicken. I am queen of sandwich making. For some reason I keep going to spell sandwich like samwitch?
Anyway. Today I nailed my english exam. I totally nailed it. Teacher wasnt too impress when she saw me sitting on my exam, naked, looking content...
She knows nothing.
I nailed it.
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