Today

Ohai!
Today me and mummzy penetrated Montville for lunch. We got Chicken Tandoori Curry! Mmm curry. Then we headed to Nambour for some thrifting and I brought a sixties dress from the Time Machine. It doesnt fit. But after some throwing up and a breast reduction (or midgit transformation surgery) there might be some luck? I hear anorexia is totally hip.

For that matter, how come anorexia is an eating disorder?
I would have said it was a 'not eating' disorder.
Ha...
Too far?
Ok ok well anorexia is a serious issue but, let's face it, the problem isn't getting any bigger.

*giggles*
hehe

Anyway...this is what I wore today :)

Oh! And I would also love to thank In Bug's Drawers for giving me a blogging award :) I'm new to all this blogging stuff (even though I have posted a total of 116 blogs O.o)and its great that I have people reading and appreciating the shit I post about :P
Spank you dearest!

Photographs of the Weekend

Hot chocolate and Cinnamon toast in the morning :)
The next-day-party!

Nom...
NOM!

Jenna was a lovely housewife and cooked us all pasta
As you can tell, we all really like pasta!

And mint slice...

Extreme Blogging

(It's like power-napping and power-jogging except less chafe)

Prepare yourself for extreme blog! I just wrote a giant post for this and accidentally deleted it all, so here goes me trying to remember my wit...

Ok, so the weekend was epic :)
On friday Tegan, Jenna and myself went to the Brisbane Vintage Fashion Fair and it was like heaven in a jar, but it wasn't a jar it was a fair. A jar fair. It was fun...
Then saturday Jessica, Ryan and I got breakfast in the city before heading off to the Vintage Fair again! After that we got a bus to Toowoomba where Jenna had planned a great surprise party for our good friend Callum!
It was an amazing night :D

From Sickipedia

Warning: NSFPTCHASJ
(Not Suitable For People That Cant Handle A Sick Joke)

HAHAHAHA

Purely in the interests of curiosity, I have replaced the word "wand" with "cock" in a couple of the Harry Potter Books

Let's see the results...

"Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
"Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me cock in half an' everything

A magic cock... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

"Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first cock. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice cock for charm work."
"Your father, on the other hand, favoured a mahogany cock. Eleven inches. "

Harry took the cock. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the cock above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

"Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's cock, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's cock had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

He bent down and pulled his cock out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his cock, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his cock at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

"Yes," Harry said, gripping his cock very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?

Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his cock

Then, with a sigh, he raised his cock and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised cock.

Holidays

One more exam and I am free. Free from crappy teachers and their mood swings. Free from supre girls with their mullets. Free from the tuckshop...
Wait.
Aww.
I am sorry tuckshop! I will be back in two weeks!
I can not be parted from nuggets and chocolate muffins...
*twitch*
Withdrawal symptoms...
I WILL MISS YOU TUCKSHOP! :(


Anyway.
Hello reality,
Sup?
After I nailed my history exam - hehe - I went to the local thrift shop (lifeline) and mummy brought me this great chair for only $10! CHAIR CHAIR CHAIR! CHAIR?

Vintage Fair

Brisbane Vintage Fashion Fair

*SQUEALS*

EEEEP!
Can't wait :)

Finds

Apologies, I hadn't put my face on yet...


This is a list of things I brought today :D

A floral skirt which I need to hem that was only $4...


A cute little floral dress for $4 also...

And the best thing of all...

THE JOHN LENNON GLASSES!!!!!!!

$4!

The lady had just put them on the shelf 10 minutes before I walked in.
:)

Marley and Me

I just finished watching Marley and Me with mother dearest. I didn't have high expectations for the film. I thought it to be more a 'Fools Gold' or 'Something about Mary' kind of movie. I was presently surprised though. I found myself cracking up at nearly every scene! The dog was adorable and I just love animal movies (especially when its not comedy trash).

Why do I sound like a stuck up film critic you ask?
Because my film and television teacher has drilled every element, code and plot to the extent where I cant even watch a decent film without critiquing it. Gee, thanks Mrs Cameron!

Favourite quote from the movie was:

Gay guy on beach: "What are you doing? Don't let your dog on the beach unless its trained! If the cops see anybody peeing or pooping down by the water they'll shut us down."
Sebastian: "hahaha..."
Gay guy on beach: "Why is that funny to you?"
Sebastian: "...I'm just very imature."