Sunday, April 19, 2009

Diner dress

I call it a diner dress because it used to be down to the floor until I hemmed the bastard. Ha. Bastard dress. I like to wear it because I feel like I am part of a 50s sitcom where all the ladies have pointy boobs and the men don't have bulges where their willies should be.
I'm wondering why I look so sad.


  1. Tasha darling, you look sad because you are wearing a 50's dress in the Noughties. I will build you a time machine so you can return to your chosen era and then you will smile and bake brownies and put rollers in your hair and your life will be just dandy thanks!