Sunday, December 20, 2009

Deforestation,

I realized today that Pollen is essentially 'plant sperm.' Therefore, this makes hay fever an STD. Since I don't voluntarily take in pollen I have come to the conclusion that I am being raped by trees.
So, Mr. Flower in my room, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my innocence, prepare to die.
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6 comments:

  1. fadetoblackDecember 20, 2009 at 4:29 PM

    haha++

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  2. Ghostie GirlDecember 20, 2009 at 7:41 PM

    So, who do I report this rapage to?

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  3. AnonymousDecember 21, 2009 at 1:17 PM

    You are great.

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  4. IRIS and PIETERDecember 22, 2009 at 10:36 PM

    hahahaha 1-0
    one for you
    zero for mr.flower

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  5. Ginela GonzalezDecember 24, 2009 at 7:14 AM

    HAHAHHAHAH Oh I'm gonna look at trees in another way now. But oh dear flowers have always been rapist like to me :P

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  6. RobynDecember 27, 2009 at 3:51 AM

    hahaha I made my friend read this post as soon as I saw it. Brillaint!

    -Robyn

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