Sunday, December 20, 2009

Deforestation,

I realized today that Pollen is essentially 'plant sperm.' Therefore, this makes hay fever an STD. Since I don't voluntarily take in pollen I have come to the conclusion that I am being raped by trees.
So, Mr. Flower in my room, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my innocence, prepare to die.

6 comments:

  1. So, who do I report this rapage to?

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  2. hahahaha 1-0
    one for you
    zero for mr.flower

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  3. HAHAHHAHAH Oh I'm gonna look at trees in another way now. But oh dear flowers have always been rapist like to me :P

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  4. hahaha I made my friend read this post as soon as I saw it. Brillaint!

    -Robyn

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