HAHA

I found this on Tumblr. There is nothing more awesome. Ever.

Job Hunting

Today I got on the train with my smile and resumes searching for a job. FTW. Two hours passed and I had done nothing but laugh at vibrators in the adult store and try on cool boots that light up. I then gave up and headed home. Now I am contemplating becoming a crazy cat lady for the rest of my life and terrorizing the local neighborhood with my mad cat parties. ROCK OUT!

Dress: Thrifted
Boots: Ebay
Floral Bangle: Forever New
Studded Cuffs: Jay Jays
Stockings: Myer
Awesomeness: Comes Natural ;)

My Ringtone,

I have never been more excited for my phone to ring :D



Are ya achin'?
*Yup Yup Yup*
For some bacon?
*Yup Yup Yup*
He's a big pig, *Yup Yup* You can be a big pig too! Oy!

Deforestation,

I realized today that Pollen is essentially 'plant sperm.' Therefore, this makes hay fever an STD. Since I don't voluntarily take in pollen I have come to the conclusion that I am being raped by trees.
So, Mr. Flower in my room, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my innocence, prepare to die.

Secret Garden

This is my newly thrifted dress, already hemmed for my enjoyment *licks dress sexually*
Yeah, my enjoyment.
I applied for jobs today since I am nothing less than an unemployed looser that does nothing but eat chocolate and watch play school. I applied at a costume shop and a couple adult stores. I figure both would be highly entertaining.
(I secretly want the adult store job more, but don't tell...)

WTWTA

I don't think I have ever wanted anything more than this for Christmas. Dear Santa, I will buy you all the naked elves in the world, just please bring me this suit of awesomeness :3

Bob & Terri

This is Bob and Terri. Bob and Terri are extremely creepy floral bunnies brought for 20c each at a recycle market. Say hello Bob and Terri!

"HELLO BLOGGERS!"
They love climbing trees together!
Bike riding is one of their favourite past times!
"VROOOM VROOM"
This is Bob and Terri, chillin' in da fridge.
Oh, um. How did this get here? It's exactly what it looks like...
But oh no...
Whats this? Bob is cheating on Terri with Alfie the birthday bear!!!

Poor Terri.
But wait! What Bob doesn't know is that Alfie the birthday bear actually has sparkly-bear-itus, a rare disease spread from bear to bear. Although if this disease is spread to a bunny the bunny automatically turns into the lowest of all lows...the bunny turns into...oh gosh I cant bring myself to say it! HE TURNS INTO A TWILIGHT FAN! :O

Sorry Bob.
Oh, and I'm totally mentally stable.
:)

Bears

I did it, for all of you. I braved the summer heat for my lovely little blog followers. *sigh* I cant wait until winter...

On a completely unrelated note, I freaked myself out today...I thought I felt little bugs in my hair. I shook my hair, ripped a little out in a frenzy of fear and disgust only to remember I spent the day at the beach...and I had sand all through my hair...
Now there is sand all over my bedroom and my head hurts.

Then again I wonder if the sand really isn't sand. Maybe the sand is bugs. Like, smart bugs disguising themselves as sand to be more inconspicuous. Or maybe they arent really bugs at all. Maybe they are aliens, using my hair as a base and I have doomed the entire world to slavery and everlasting pain because I killed their queen in an elaborate attempt to save my soul...

...Oops.

Hello,

I'm about 80% sure I wont be posting over the next couple of weeks due to the scorching summer heat. It's just too hot to get into 'fashionable' outfits, let alone take photos, haha. If there is a moderately cool day I will get off my lazy ass and update my neglected blog. Until then, I apologize :)

*meow*

All thrifted <3

Where The Magic Happens

My lovely bedroom <3

Winter Inspiration

I could spend hours browsing Lookbook.nu and I cant wait until this Australian summer is over. I am dying to wear oversized coats, black waist high socks and little black heals all with floral dresses and vintage hats. I think I might murder summer alltogether actually, fuck the sun up. I be all up in its grill, ya'll...
Peace.

Schoolies - Day 2

Schoolies - Day 1

Ok, so Schoolies is where year 12 graduates celebrate the end of school through licensed events and police supervision. From a year 12 graduate point of view, it is a time for skanks to wear head bands as skirts and "accidentally" leave their dignity and virginity at home. Around 20 000 graduates from all around Australia flock to the Gold Coast and hire out appartments for a whole week, every night partying untill about 2am in the morning. Not wanting to miss out, Jessica and I made our way down to the Gold Coast to hit up the action. Jess assured me that we had a place to stay, but upon arrival we saw that it was a TINY two bedroom flat with 15 - 20 people all sleeping on the ground. So, naturally, we left and hired out a little appartment around 15 minutes from schoolies. During the day we did a little shopping, ate a little mixed salad, and got a little dressed up for a big night :)

Making love <3