Mean Girls vs Harry Potter

BEST. REFERENCE. EVERRR.

Retrogasm

I have new stock!
AND A NEW COMPUTER! *wets pants*
Today is a good day :)

ETSY.COM/SHOP/RETROGASM

*giggles*

This man came up to me and said, "Can you spare a couple of minutes for Attention Defecit Disorder?".

I said, "I have a blue car".

Beach

My dear friend Jessica is moving to Melbourne! :(
Since her and Jenna are my best friends we thought it would be nice to all hang out one last time as a trio (except for the fact my boyfriend and Jess's boyfriend were there...)
Oh, and because I absolutely hate Queensland I am moving to Melbourne too! Hopefully towards August with my lovely muffin of a boyfriend.
So everything will be happy sunshine ponies and fairy floss :)
*dances and throws flowers in air*
*grins maniacally*

Velvet

Again, my love for velvet ends with me buying two velvet dresses off Etsy, haha. $27 for both! Can't wait for them too arrive so I can try them out with my white peter pan collar :D

The Blues

"My driving instructor told me that I should wear a seatbelt because if I were to crash, the force could throw me out of the car.

I can't believe that he thinks Star Wars is real."

silencio old man

I don't know why I love this outfit so much, its fun and classy yet very original. Well you can't go wrong with a little bow tie!
Oh, and I have finally figured out what I want to study at university! I am thinking sexual psychology :)
It fascinates me, and there are a number of jobs that could be available from it (like relationship counselor?). I was also thinking animal behavioral psychology because I would love to go to Africa but the more I thought about it I realized it doesn't sound too good.

Friend: So what are you studying?
Me: Sexual psychology and animal behavioral psychology.
Friend: *long pause*
Me: ITS NOT BEASTIALITY
*left standing alone*
*giggles to self*
...haha

Future me.

This is what I aspire to become when I grow old (or in the next 4 years). I will have 15 cats and smell of mothballs. If you laugh at me I will just throw cats at you and then casually fix my hair.
She is basically the super hero of my dreams.

devenir jaune

Doctor, doctor give me the news.
I got a bad case of the Zombie Chews!


Dreaming of winter.
Coat: $12.00 thrifted
Skirt: Along with a $5.00 bag of stuff
Blouse: Belongs to Jessica (borrowed)

Dress Ahoy

The first one is my favourite ♥
www.digforvictoryclothing.com

Peter Pan

Chubbah chub chubbah chub.
I would like you all to be disappointed in me because I have yet to invest in either a chicken suit or gorilla suit. I desperately need to be anonymous for a day and hump all different kinds of strangers and pester small children and their parents...in public (preferably a busy city). I would then get my boyfriend to dress up as a banana and I would chase him around in a gorilla costume OR I can be a chicken, he can be an egg.
Oh, MLIA, I will be worthy soon!

BTW, this was my "OMGZ JUMP IN AIRS YAYZ!" attempt. Fail.

Oh, and I am pretty sure the dress isn't vintage. It was indeed thrifted although the tag is fashion fair (an absolutely horrible teen fashion store) so I took off the tag and tried to convince myself that it was a 60s mini dress. Good work Tash. Good work.