I'm back

Welcome, bloggers, to another one of my pant wetting experiences. I found a fantastic opshop and grabbed 16 dresses without prices on them. When I walked up to checkout I proceeded to ask how much for all the dresses and the guy responds "$5.00 mate." Not believing him I said "Each?" then he goes "Nah love, $5 bucks for the lot." I handed over my money then jumped into the sunset to slow romantic music with my bargain bag of goodies.
Love. Life.

I would also like to take this opportunity to apologize for my lack of blogging. I could sit here and tell you that I live an extremely busy life filled with excitement and social events...except that would be a lie and the truth is I'm just really fucking lazy.

Hi There,

I see that you enjoy Twilight. Let me introduce you to my friend, Literature.
I don't believe you've met.

RETROGASM

Yep, you heard it first, I have started an Etsy shop selling all my vintage clothes! For all my Aussie followers I hope its perfect as you don't have to pay a fortune on US postage, and for all you US followers, well, you just get great clothes, haha.

ETSY.COM/SHOP/RETROGASM

So Its called Retrogasm because it needed to be something sick and twisted but not too twisted that my shop gets deleted. So retro orgasm it was! I love the name quite a bit :)
It would mean lots to me if you all checked it out and let me know what you all think! I will probably start a blog as to keep updates and special offers (stuff like that) although I already have a myspace page for the time being.

So go have a retro orgasm for me...

Etsy Buy Handmade retrogasm

Anniversary

This weekend me and my boyfriend are celebrating our 2 years together! We get to go up to a spa getaway until Sunday and then go out to dinner at the cutest little beach side restaurant :)
So excited I might wet my pants.

Secretly I wanted to go to maze mania. It is the most awesome place where you get to crawl through cool cubbies and play in ball pits (click for photo). Except when I called up they said they have an age limit of 10. I almost cried and I don't think the lady on the other end of the phone was happy with me abusing her policies O.o
Meh, it would have made a good MLIA post.
Hope you all have fantastic fun filled MLIA worthy weekends! :D

A little party

ZOMBIEZ!!!

On a completely unrelated note, I am still yet to find a job. FML.

Hello Haw,

This is one of my favourite artists.
He is based in Brisbane and does various artworks all around the city. I first discovered his work painted in a change room in Violent Green (a boutique). Everything is just so fantastically random and twisted.
I wish I could kidnap him and keep him in a jar labeled AWESOME.
hellohaw.com

Wish List

I could sell my right breast and still not have enough money for even one of these fantastic outfits.

Velvet

I now have quite an impressive collection of velvet...
I wear it because I like to think I am a pimp of everyone around me. While sitting on the train I am the pimp of the old lady with the grandchildren, the hardcore emo with depression and even the gangster rap kids with their phones blaring music. I am pimp of all. I no pimp anyone, I pimp all, GO LIKE PEW PEW.
O.o

Form Spring,

Ask me something diabolical. Just do it. Ever wanted to know how I pick my nose? Or what about the time of day I eat tuna? I know how much it must be eating you up inside to know whether or not I prefer The Last Air Bender too Harry Potter...

www.formspring.me/woodcat

Well now you can ask and not have me pestering you to live under my bed with cookies and milk.

Quirky,

I am sick of my look. I have decided to dress with humour and fun, embracing my inner nerd ♥ :3

Faux Fur Collar

Cleaning up at work yesterday and I came across this AMAZING faux fur collar. I asked the boss and she gave it to me for $5.00! I pretty much wet my pants. Pity I cant really wear it until winter.