Prom

I have a lovely collection of prom dresses to choose from.
It is killing me having to choose.
I was concidering just wearing nothing to prom.
Everyone at school would expect it...
I could be the modern day version of that story about the naked king.
I will be...

A NAKED QUEEN

But I'm not gay.
I will pretend.
Ok here goes.
Ready?
"I LIKE PENIS!!!!!"
Wait.
Shit.