Disease Ahoy!

First we had mad cow disease, then bird flu and now swine flu.

What the hell is this?

Farmageddon?

Pretty Apartments

I know I know. More apartment photos. It is just something I have been planning since I was a little girl. Screw a fancy wedding and a fun 21st, this is the one thing I want to be perfect in my life. I can not wait :)

Hot Chocolate on a Rainy Day

Me and Mummy went out to get hot chocolate at the beach today. I brought a flask for hot chocolate at school in the mornings and then we got some ice cream. It was a good day and we succeeded in procrastinating against work.
I am in a weird mood. I feel like...I don't know. Reading? Just something good to do in the rain and get ready for school in the morning.


Comment me. Tell me how your Sunday was. I am in need of a good simple story :)

Our Night

Jess came over last night. We played dress ups and watched Thelma and Louise. We had never seen it before and we both never liked Brad Pitt until now. He can steal our money any day. But for a price...

Above is that black and white seventies dress. I want to buy a matching Cruella Devil wig and steal some helpless puppies. (link)

Picnic Party

My blog stalking is all for a good cause.
I thought it was about time to have a party.
Or make Jess throw one.
(hi jess!)
It will be mad fun and we will all have cocktails and sit on the floor.
Like these lovely people:

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It would be better at your house Jess.
My house has a lot of cat hair and smells like hippy.

Pooh

Mum? Dad?


Hahahahaha I only wish my parents were this cool.

Riding on a Mershaq back

"Lonely dawg, bow your head. That's a mershaq."
"Whats a Mershaq?"
"He's half mermade, half Shakil Oneil and 100% pretty cool!"

My boyfriend got me the new Sick Animation CD.
An extra big kiss on that big guy ;)

Tasha and Cat

Today is the first time I have been out of the house since last Saturday.
No school, no social life.
Me and the cat have formed quite a bond.
She is my new furry side kick.
Together we will rule the world!

I brought a dress for $2.
And a great black and white seventies dress for $30.
Photos to come :)

Just a thought

I really wish I could run naked down my street knocking on doors and screaming "INVASION" while wearing a giant ant head.

It would look something like this:
and I would be in my prime.

I am a Green Machine

And the clock struck Sexy.

Attack!

JESS IS MAKING OUT WITH A WITCH!


GO FORTH MY MINIONS!
I have complete power!
Mwahahaha
*throws smoke grenade*
MWAHA...HAHA..HA.ha..ha..

*fades away*

Prom

I have a lovely collection of prom dresses to choose from.
It is killing me having to choose.
I was concidering just wearing nothing to prom.
Everyone at school would expect it...
I could be the modern day version of that story about the naked king.
I will be...

A NAKED QUEEN

But I'm not gay.
I will pretend.
Ok here goes.
Ready?
"I LIKE PENIS!!!!!"
Wait.
Shit.

Find of the Month

Before you ask...it is a kids dress.
I wish they made it in big peoples sizes.
:(
I found it in the local Life Line waiting for the bus to work. It was $4 and I just love collecting cute things. I have been wanting to start a collection for a while now and I am starting to think kids clothes is a cute little collection. I don't even like kids...
Although those who know me could comment on that.
*changes subject*
A HANDABAG?!?!
I should do my assignment.
Ta-ta!