Do It Yourself Lobotomy!

I feel like a little bit of self-brain at the moment...

Then She Went 80s

I brought this shirt for the matching skirt from a Life Line which I then cut, hemmed and never wore. I slowly forgot about the matching top. I found it a couple of months ago and thought it was awesomely boogerish.
Don't you agree? I would be walking down the street glowing and oozing snottyness!
*laughs an exceptionally evil laugh*
Bask in my greatness blog goers!!!

Manderine Party

It started out with a few girls then a few boys then more boys and it kind of turned out like a party.
Sorry mum I didn't plan it.
We just watched Avatar and drank hot chocolate anyway.
I was everyone's bitch.
Then the cat got out.
She went wild and ran around the house at 2am.
I didn't sleep very well.
There is now a towel above my window.
Stupid sunlight.
DDDIIIEEE!

I like Sushi!

Jessica, Jenna and Renae

Today Jessica, Jenna and Renae are coming over.
We are going to drink hot chocolate and eat Mandarins.
Jessica is my lovely vegetarian machine packed full of goodness.
Jenna is also a machine full of goodness but loves tea.
Renae is a sexy muffin machine.

This is them discovering my HUGE doodle.

Jess is in blue, Jenna in pink and Renae in white.

This is Jess's blog:
pigeonslooksillywhentheywalk.blogspot.com

"Whats that?"

"That's, uh...that's my penis."



LOL
I am actually one of those people who hate watching movies on peoples blogs but I guess you can trust me that its funny.

AVATAR MOVIE

Avatar The Live Action Movie Comes Out In July 2, 2010.



He better not fuck it up.
I sware I will egg his house.
It is not only my favourite TV show but my life.

M. Night Shyamalan I am watching you.

This is him.

He is the Wood to my Walrus.
Winky winky ;)

Style Inspirations.

From http://damstyle.blogspot.com/

I wish I could kidnap all these 80s girls and keep them under my bed. I would occasionally feed them milk and cookies.
Then they would forever smell like cookies.
Forever....
*stares off into the distance*

Did you know?

That the images Lennon used in the song Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds were based on Alice In Wonderland?
Interesting huh! To think The Beatles deny ever writing the song about LSD...
Pfft.
It is the exact same in the book. The drug refences that is...
Alice was dreaming in the story but at the time LSD was not invented. Although the author could have been under other influences such as shrooms and angel trumpets. Just as much of a high I guess. I don't know how anyone could write such a creative and inventive story under the influence of drugs. Then again there are a number of drug references in the story...The Caterpillar is smoking a Hookah and the Crazed Spazoided White Rabbit is hopped up on some kind of stimulant....
White Rabbit is another name for cocaine...


I hear Rabbit is tasty. I quite like Duck.
Quack quack...

Dear vintage,

Thank you for supplying the dead cow to make my lovely leather jacket.
Sincerely, Natasha.


Sorry PETA.

The Adventures to the Hair Dressers.

Hair cut!

Thats right. Going to the hair dressers is an adventure.
Why is it that every time I search for something on the internet I cant find it but when I check locally I find the exact thing I want? Example, the bag.
I also brought a skirt :)

I could write a witty and funny blog but I feel too sick. I'm off to cuddle with Casey and watch Zach and Miri Make A Porno.

The Adventures of a sick Walrus.

I figure...I'm sick, so that is a perfect excuse to complete tasks that usually bore the teletubies out of me. I have 21 CDs to import into my Itunes. I am so bored.
Then again how can I be bored if I am never boring...
But I am bored.
Shut up Vice Magazine.

I am getting my hair cut today. What do you think?
Mullet?
Shave it off?
Add some aviators?
Walk around in a brown trench coat?
Act all suspicious and fill the coat with kittens?