Oh no! Jeff died...

I am currently entertained by a cup of cordial.
The cup is covered by hundreds of ants swarming and being antyish...

I could clean it and spray the little fuckers but instead I am playing god and pretending each ant is fighting for the best spot of sugary goodness.
Jeff (ant 1) and Paul (ant 2) are chasing each other around while Suzy (ant 3) and Bob (ant 4) are engaging in some kind of sexual ant intercourse...

Oh wait! Jeff turned out to be gay and now Jeff and Paul are making ant porn.
I think Suzy is dead.