Graduation Night

Last night was my year 12 graduation, and I finally got to wear my dress! It was such a lovely night and everything went absolutely perfect.
Now tomorrow is my last day of school, ever. It hasn't sunk in yet but I guess I just need some one to walk by and throw a badger at my face and scream "ITS OVER BITCH".
*cries hysterically*
Oh and me and my lovely boyfriend got voted Cutest Couple! :)

Dress: Etsy
Shoes: Thrifted
Purse: Gift from friend
Pearls: Great Grandmothers

Lovely mum <3>

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

I don't think I have ever been so excited to watch a movie, ever, hahaha. So 1970s it hurts.

Old Man: "Look at the giant tomato, Martha."
Old Woman: "I didn't know they grow'd them so big, Jess."
Old Man: "I wonder where he's going. He got little Timmy."
Old Woman: "Poor Timmy."
Old Man: "He ate him all up."

And The Clock Struck Sexy.

A little fluffy dog ran into my yard this morning. My cat then proceeded to attack the window in an attempt to get out, which got me thinking.
Wouldn't it be cool if cats could turn into little hulk cats?
Picture this right, my cat approaches the window, stands on her back paws and begins to rip her fur until she emerges as HULK KITTEH! She bashes down the window, jumps from the second story of our house and lands near the dog. Hulk kitteh then pulls out her wand (because now she is kitteh potter) and yells "ENGORGIO!" The dog then turns into a giant dog and my cat then yells "Wingardium Leviosa!" and the dog gets lifted onto the next door neighbors roof. I beleive it would look something like this:


My cat then returns to normal cat and eats some grass.

My "haha" of the Week

Wood Cat

I had the massive urge to go bowling today. I have just always wanted to make my name 3 Testicles on the board. That way the TV occasionally says "Congratulations 3 Testicles! You got a spare."
The fact I'm a girl makes it all the better <3

Lace, Lace, Lace!

This is by far my favourite thrift store find. I have opshop days in the nearby beach town and last Wednesday I found one I had never seen before! Hidden away in a back alley! Sitting on the mannequin was this dress, just calling my name, for only $5! But wait, there was competition! Standing across from me was a bogan girl with ripped jeans, scene hair and a cigarette. There was a stand off. She headed for the dress but I outsmarted her. I walked into the opshop and asked the lady to get it off the mannequin for me. Bogan girl had to watch as the lady handed the lovely floral and lace dress over to me, I smiled and ran for the changing room, jumping up and down in excitment like a special kid :)
I mean, honestly? What would she have done with it? Used it as a pillow while smoking pot? Worn it as a costume? The thought just scares me.
Its ok dress, I saved you from the bogan scene girl. Your all mine <3

Last School Disco

The music was terrible, the dancing was atrocious and the dress sense of the lower grades was humiliating. It was utterly and amazingly wonderful. I am going to miss it so much <3

You Caught Me Between Levels

I have been living inside for a while now, I do nothing but play video games. I went outside once. The graphics were OK, but the gameplay was terrible.

Crazy Cat Lady

For Art Assignment
Model: Me
Cat: My kitteh, Casey
Edit: Photoshop, B&W, Contrast, Black Edges
(only two and a half weeks left of school, ever!)

P.S.
Also brought this fantastic lace collar for only $7.00 AU. Cant wait until it arrives :D

Halloween

I'm pissed off, people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing for Halloween and then giving me looks of disgust.

Apparently, "Probably just staying in waiting for children to come knocking, then maybe giving them some candy with laxatives in it," isn't their idea of a good night.

Black Romper & Sex Shoes

Today I got measured and prodded by a rather sour dress maker because I had to get my prom/graduation dress taken in. The previous owner must have had quite a rack.
On my adventures I also brought a rather fantastic jumpsuit for $4.00 that I turned into a romper! My love for jumpsuits just wouldn't have saved it, sorry, but I wouldn't wear it out looking like a gangster.
OH AND OHMAIGOD
The "Best shoes ever" arrived today. They fit like a condom (because glove is way too mature) and I am so happy.

Sway

Dress: Vintage Market - $35 (fell in love with it!)
Lace Collar: Antique Store - $6
Bag: Thrifted - 50c or $1. Cant really remember anymore.
Socks: Best&Less - $2.99
Heels: Beyond Retro - London - $20

This is my new favourite summer look. In other words I have decided to be wearing it every day. I may smell like a dog rolling in mud but I will look god damn awesome in the process. Who needs hygiene when you look and smell like an eighties grandma? And, on a completely unrelated note, I am utterly sick of my computer. I am starting to beleive its made of Soviet-era Eastern European calculators held together by duck tape and semen. Stupid peice of crap. Well, umm, I am off to sit in front of the freezer in a bikini.

Dear Summer Season,

Fuck Off.

Sincerly, Tasha.

Valley Fiesta

Friday night we got a hotel room out for Valley Fiesta in the city. It was great dancing for a couple hours and waking up to a spa :)