Mousies, Birdies and Kitties

I adore this little 60s assemble. While wearing it I feel the need to run into a pet shop and adopt all the puppies and kittens while skipping merrily. I brought it from Bang Doll Vintage for $80. I had a lot of money at the time and I needed to buy something to cheer me up, haha.
OH! And I am getting extremely excited about my 18th celebrations coming up on Friday!!! I got my hair cut today and a nice over all spray tan so I look like a beach whore.
Seriously cant wait.
:D

Blogtastic Vooyage

I have not left my desk in three whole days. Since 3:30pm on Friday to be exact. I have just been epicly bogged down with assignments :(
So since I have been really bad and lazy at blogging here are some lolcats that cheer me up. Hopefully they make you laugh as much as they crack me up :D

P.S. I'M EIGHTEEN ON SATURDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Black Dress

Dress - thrifted
Belt - thrifted
Shoes - thrifted
In fact, its basically all thrifted...
Haha

I'm sorry I haven't posted anything funny/witty lately. Assignments are insane this weekend, so wont be any posts any time soon (or if there are it means I am slacking off!)
Here is a joke/thought to make up for it :)

"Each condom is electronically tested."
Wouldn't you love to go on a tour of the Durex factory just to see the room where the robots have sex?

White

I know, I have posted Penisaurus before, but I just cant resist!
*roarr*
:D
Dress - Thrifted
Shoes - Thrifted
Stockings - Myer
Belt - Beyond Retro
Bag - Drawn by me

Tranny Power

The most awesome thing about this leotard is that the crotch is stretched. You might think 'EW GROSS' but I see the fun in that. I mean, seriously, what if it belonged to a transvestite!? An 80s transvestite! How awesome!
I would be all like, "Oh Hai! Just chillin' in my tranny leotard. Ya know, cruizin."
But first it needs dry cleaning...or I could just throw it in a bucket of germ killer for a year or two...

Tangerine

I decided to go thrifting after an appointment in the city. I brought TONNES of stuff that I will post photographs of in the near future! I picked up this fantastic orange cape (thing) which is great because orange is my favourite dress colour! :D

What's blue and square?

An orange in disguise...
Hehe

I Like Giants

Penisaurus

Me + fabric pen + blank tote bag = endless fun
:)

Casey and Penisaurus got acquainted. My inspiration was Superbad.

Three Types of Chocolate

Whoever decided that a one inch mars bar should be called 'fun size' needs to seriously re-examine their standards for entertainment.

Swimsuit

I brought this swimsuit when visiting family in London. It was my first Beyond Retro buy :D
I'm still more a city person though. The beach depresses me.

Titties.

I am really bored. I could either sleep, eat, play games or go for a shower. Hmm, I am going for a shower. I get undressed extra slow just to impress the white horse next door. I think there is something wrong with me though, he never looks over, no matter how much I neigh out the window with no shirt on...

Grad Fund Raising Dinner

Our graduation night for year 12 in November costs a total of $28,000! That is a big number...so we started a graduation comity to help think of ideas for fund raising :)
So last night we had a lovely dinner cooked by our hospitality class!
It was a lovely night. I wore this:

I just put a passion fruit in the freezer.

Therefore I am making evil frozen fruit that spit seeds at unsuspecting children and babies.
The passion fruit monsters shall rule the world and I shall be their master.
All shall kneel before me.
Join me and you shall be saved.

Fuckers.