Tuesday, May 19, 2009

He's a Dedicated Follower of Fashion

They seek him here. The seek him there. His clothes are loud. But never square.
'Coz he's a dedicated follower of fashion...

Oh. Oh yes he is.


Some stylish boys for you to temporarily stalk.

Style Inspirations.

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Big words...

A pet hate of mine is people that are obsessed with bragging and publicly showing off their intelligence. When you start to use words such as interchangeability and consanguineous not only can people not appreciate what your saying but it looks like you just completed a three-way with a dictionary and a thesaurus...
*ponders*
Wouldn't that make a great porno!

"Oh encyclopedia of quarrels I do acquiesce this congregation of sexual, procreative, and erotic flurries. Flexure around while I suffuse your mizzen employing nothing but a book mark and a letter opener. Do stay placid, we dont want this to bruise..."

I cant believe I just wrote that...
I am extremely curious and confusingly roused.
Dictionary and Thesaurus sex...

I shall call it:

"The Talented Mr. Lickme"

Vintage Swimsuits

I am a sucker for vintage swimsuits.
I brought a great little green floral one from Beyond Retro in London and have only worn it once! Ah! It is my baby though.
Is it legal to marry material items?
I guess it is material...
*thrusts swimsuit*

Do It Yourself Lobotomy!

I feel like a little bit of self-brain at the moment...

Then She Went 80s

I brought this shirt for the matching skirt from a Life Line which I then cut, hemmed and never wore. I slowly forgot about the matching top. I found it a couple of months ago and thought it was awesomely boogerish.
Don't you agree? I would be walking down the street glowing and oozing snottyness!
*laughs an exceptionally evil laugh*
Bask in my greatness blog goers!!!

Manderine Party


It started out with a few girls then a few boys then more boys and it kind of turned out like a party.
Sorry mum I didn't plan it.
We just watched Avatar and drank hot chocolate anyway.

I was everyone's bitch.

Then the cat got out.

She went wild and ran around the house at 2am.

I didn't sleep very well.
There is now a towel above my window.

Stupid sunlight.

DDDIIIEEE!

Saturday, May 16, 2009

I like Sushi!

Jessica, Jenna and Renae

Today Jessica, Jenna and Renae are coming over.
We are going to drink hot chocolate and eat Mandarins.

Jessica is my lovely vegetarian machine packed full of goodness.
Jenna is also a machine full of goodness but loves tea.

Renae is a sexy muffin machine.

This is them discovering my HUGE doodle.

Jess is in blue, Jenna in pink and Renae in white.
This is Jess's blog:
pigeonslooksillywhentheywalk.blogspot.com

Friday, May 15, 2009

"Whats that?"

"That's, uh...that's my penis."



LOL
I am actually one of those people who hate watching movies on peoples blogs but I guess you can trust me that its funny.

AVATAR MOVIE

Avatar The Live Action Movie Comes Out In July 2, 2010.



He better not fuck it up.
I sware I will egg his house.
It is not only my favourite TV show but my life.

M. Night Shyamalan I am watching you.

This is him.

He is the Wood to my Walrus.
Winky winky ;)

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Style Inspirations.




From http://damstyle.blogspot.com/

I wish I could kidnap all these 80s girls and keep them under my bed. I would occasionally feed them milk and cookies.
Then they would forever smell like cookies.

Forever....

*stares off into the distance*