Picnic Dress

Stressed

Today I am filming for my Film and Television class. I am freaking out that it will turn out shit. On a good note, at least it's sunny outside!

Listen

Does anyone even read my blog? I forget people have access to it. To me it is just a personal 'me' diary that I leave in the middle of the street for everyone to read. Sometimes a dog walks past and sniffs me but most of the time I just go unnoticed.

Favourite Find

Just to start off, Oh My God. I walked into my local Saint Vinnie's today and saw these hanging there, begging to be taken home and pressed against my body for the rest of my life. I feel like a walking, living doll. They where $6 each! Three of them!
I am probably going to run into a field of daisies frolicking and spinning around while birds and bees circle around me happily and content.

Vintage Two's

Here is a collection of great Vintage pairs and couples : ]

I love the story of these two above. His father owned a jeans factory and as it shut down these two got boxes and boxes of old discarded clothes! They are absolutely adorable and I bet they drink tea and watch Monty Python.

Vice Magazine had a theory about couples matching. In a way it seems more true the more I look at couples. They just rub off on each other...literally.

"The grossest thing about couples that match is you can tell they fuck too much. Somehow they have projected their own megalomania onto each other..."

Vice Magazine (rest here)

There was more to that quote although I have to keep it PG. As much as I want to share my sick mind with the whole world I just have to bare with the fact your all living with your heads in the sand and I just have to wait until someone comes by and shovels you out of the ground and plonks you in reality. It would be a great day. I would be there on my podium giving my speech and smiling at the great view before me. I would face the piles and piles of ignorant people and address them calmly;

"I had a dream..."

This Weekend

This weekend will be swell! I am Going to the Eumundi Markets with mother tomorrow then heading to a movie marathon on Sunday. From 11pm to 6am we will be watching I Love You Man, Star Trek and Monsters vs Aliens. We will be stocking up on Red Eye energy drink and bags and bags full of lollies.
I have had a shit week of assignments so this weekend should be a great distraction :)

I wonder what Mr and Mrs boyle were thinking, naming their son susan.

The Bird is the Word

I spent the day in the city, jumping from cafe to cafe, working on my History Essay. I finally settled down in South Bank and made a friend. He is a bird. I called him Trevor. He kept me company for a good half hour. We talked about politics and the sexual revolution in china. He had some good points to make about the Hentai boom but I shut him up and gave away my Terries Orange chocolate bar. I finished my draft for history and made my way to Borders. I put that book (the one in my last post) on order and now I just have to wait for it to arrive.
I had a good day and I feel spent.
Although, I had a major erg to hug someone. I just needed a hug all day. I even got to the point where I was searching for someone looking sad just so I could go up and make them happy...

AND
There was balloons on the train!
Lots and lots of balloons!
They kept popping and it made me laugh :D

I Wore This

It is true.

Amazon Books

Everyone has their lable. Like on How I Met Your Mother. At school there is Christian Girl- the one you know has a crush on god. Bike Girl- the school bike, everyone has had a ride. Although I really, really hope I am in the year book as Sick Minded Girl. I am constantly browsing sickipedia.org and love a low brow joke about societies taboo subjects. If nature intended you to be wicked it would be wicked not to be....and oh boy am I wicked. After seeing super bad and the 3rd grade penis drawings scene I just had to find more.
So I tried.
Tried my hardest (and seriosly, try searching 'penis drawings' in google images...very pretty results I assure you).
But after about an hour and a half of searching I found it.

I couldn't have come across anything better.


AN ENTIRE BOOK FULL OF PENIS DRAWINGS!
Amazon I am pretty much your slave right now.

Drama Flu

It's obvious that we aren't going to die from swine flu, it doesn't sound cool enough to kill humanity.

Now Dragon flu, I'd enjoy dying from that.

Vice Magazine

*lols*
I really love Vice Magazines comment on this photo:

"First of all, a burrito that size would be disgusting. Seriously, what is that, like 30 pounds of ground beef? Come on. Even if you were somehow ever that hungry, the only decent bites would be the ones in the very middle. The rest of the time you're just repeatedly smashing your mouth into piles of meat and lettuce and sour cream.

Secondly, you totally drew that lion like a fag"

(From the DOs and DON'Ts)

I am lolcat