I shall throw parties

Parties where everyone will wear hats and the women shall wear gloves. The men will have jackets and talk like 1940s film stars. I shall have a cape and we shall all listen to jazz, dancing and never sleeping.

My Idol.

Nick Brandt is by far my love affair. He is the most unbelievable and inspiring photographer I have ever come across. I want to live in Africa and stalk Nick Brandt.

Art Assignment

COMPLETED!

Velvet Waters

We all had a great friday night.
Originally heading into Caloundra for a little vintage film screening we ended up in a 50s style restaurant that was just lovely. We danced and had loads of fun :)
Also...
I was serenaded by an Elvis impersonator.


After work the next day I shouted my mother and my boyfriend KFC. I then got home to find it gave me food poisoning.
I have spent the remainder of the weekend throwing up :(
I am pretty sure I now hate KFC.

My Allergies.

This is what I look like when I'm sick which has been the majority of my teenage life for I am almost always sneezing. I am allergic to basically everything. Dust is a killer.
So I have found a way to make my sneezing fits more fun.
When I meet people I just say:

"Hi my name is Tasha. I enjoy eating tuna with my cat and I also enjoy sun dried tomatoes with my salad. If I sneeze around you it means your ugly and I don't much care for what you have to say."

Then after I have completed my wee sneezing fit I can just smile casually and carry on talking. This will not only keep people wondering if I hate them but allows me to get my snot on.

P.S. I am also allergic to school work and people with mustaches.

The Rain.

I have a missing button.
So the world can see my breasts.
HELLO BREASTS
Hello world.
It is raining out side. I like this.
I think I might sit down and draw some Penis cartoons for my blog background.

I do the sixties dance.

My new $6 dress!

60s Mini Dress

From Beyond Retro in London :)

My Dream Appartment

I have aspirations. I will live in Melbourne next year. Every Tuesday night I will have friends over for home made pizza. I will not have a Television only a record player. I will never have bright lights, only candle light or little vintage lamps. My favorite past time will be walking around naked. I will work at the local vintage store or cafe. Every night I will return to my apartment and sit with my cat and we will eat tuna together. Me and mother will meet up every week and get sun dried panini sandwiches and talk about Swedish boys. I will have a lovely life and everything will be perfect :)

He's a Dedicated Follower of Fashion

They seek him here. The seek him there. His clothes are loud. But never square.
'Coz he's a dedicated follower of fashion...
Oh. Oh yes he is.

Some stylish boys for you to temporarily stalk.

Style Inspirations.

Big words...

A pet hate of mine is people that are obsessed with bragging and publicly showing off their intelligence. When you start to use words such as interchangeability and consanguineous not only can people not appreciate what your saying but it looks like you just completed a three-way with a dictionary and a thesaurus...
*ponders*
Wouldn't that make a great porno!

"Oh encyclopedia of quarrels I do acquiesce this congregation of sexual, procreative, and erotic flurries. Flexure around while I suffuse your mizzen employing nothing but a book mark and a letter opener. Do stay placid, we dont want this to bruise..."

I cant believe I just wrote that...
I am extremely curious and confusingly roused.
Dictionary and Thesaurus sex...

I shall call it:

"The Talented Mr. Lickme"

Vintage Swimsuits

I am a sucker for vintage swimsuits.
I brought a great little green floral one from Beyond Retro in London and have only worn it once! Ah! It is my baby though.
Is it legal to marry material items?
I guess it is material...
*thrusts swimsuit*