OH NOEZ

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I want a boy that would cook me a cake like this.

Hello pretty quote,

This is probably a rare example of me being deep, brooding and intellectual...I know right? I actually enjoy the written word! Don't worry dear fucked up readers, it wont happen again. Dick jokes will be back shortly (haha get it, shortly?)

...*cough*...flaccid...

Jenna's 18th

I don't remember much...but what I do remember is watching Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas at 2am, Jägerbombs, and exposed breasts.
I think that constitutes a good night!

FFFUUUUUU...

I wish my hair would just hurry up and grow.

Garden Party Dress

The dress I purchased off Etsy friggin AGES ago just arrived. Bit unhappy that it took so long for her to post it but I guess she is lucky I love the dress. Plus my best friends birthday dress came with it and is even more amazing than I thought :D
*flaps arms and soars into distance*

Attack of the Killer Vibrators.

I had a brilliant idea! On my way to the airport I am going to buy at least 15 dildos and stash them in my purse. When I arrive at customs I am going to take them all out, one by one, and place them on the conveyor belt. After going through to collect them at the other end I will exclaim REALLY loud; "It's cool guys! They aren't weapons of mass destruction! Just weapons for the unending war against my vagina!" wink, and walk away.

I hope to god there will be little children and judgmental parents behind me.

OR I could just get a huge trench coat filled with strapped on dildos, keep it closed and then walk up to customs and say really loud "I have something to declare!" and rip open the coat.

Haha ohhh de Sade would be proud.

Little Black Dress

I brought this dress today for $49. It has a petticoat underneath and the most adorable bow at the back! *jizz*
Shoes are from Urban Outfitters (fit perfectly!), so is the bag and the hat I got off etsy a while back.
Oh, and don't worry! I am working on a video blog at the moment!
:{D

Calling all Melbournites!

Our little gang will be down there on the week of the 26th this month! I ask you, fluffy munchers, any good gigs? Events? Tourist sites? Clubs? Parks? Strip Clubs? Nudist Colonies? All of the above?
Even so, I would love to frolic with a fellow Melbournite while down there, lets bond ;)
I don't bite...much.
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