Retrogasm

I'm having a little sale on my store :) Thought I would put a discount on everything as I am having a good day! Heaps of stuff under $25 and up to 50% on everything else ♥
And because I'm feeling EXTRA nice, if you put "WOODEN WALRUS" as a message to seller when you buy something I will refund 15% of your order :D

Vlog

Come one, come all, I am making a video blog!
I wouldn't have a clue what to talk about so throw ideas at me. Anything, honestly. I can answer questions, tell jokes, fart, wrestle with my cat, say unusual words over and over or even dance around my room in nipple tassels singing "A Whole New World" (that last one might get me in trouble...)
So come forth bloggers, tell tails of the new world! *stares off into distance dramatically*

ASK AWAY.

Hurr Durr I'm a Burr

Hello, Urban Outfitters.

Hurry up in the mail and BE ON MY BODY.

Yo,

I'm a dementor...in da hood.

AHOY!

It finally arrived! Too bad yesstyle's idea of "One Size" doesn't cater for a curvy figure. Bit tight, but still fits :)
We went to sizzler. The food is awful, but the deserts are great. I had desert for dinner. Yeah, I went there...bitches.
ONWARD NOBLE STEEDS

Yeah, Jenna changed outfits :P

MELBOURNE HOLIDAY

Yes, yes yes. Jenna and I are going to Melbourne on the 26th of July to visit our best friend Jessica! We have planned to get drunk on champagne the whole flight even though our flight is at 8am. That's wrong you say? Sign of an alcoholic you say? Well we will just take big steps through the airport in slow-mo because we will be astronauts, and astronauts obviously cant be drunk. So there. Problem solved. Then I will take off my bra screaming "I'M A FREE WOMAN" and throw it at the airport security.

Dear universe, never EVER let me grow up.
Sincerely, Papa Smurf McDonald.

asdfhf

So all the bums hang out by my local store. They have a leader we call King Bum...He got dethroned by police today for choking a hooker. The bum hierarchy is in shambles right now.


Also, I declare blue a flavour.

What I Brought

Thank you Etsy for being the bestest thing ebbberrrr :3

I also got my bestest friend Jenna a birthday present, but I cant show that one ;)